August 2011
22 posts
Does anyone know how to make a different blog my...
That very awkward moment when my dad presses the...
me: this year i'm gonna get a boyfrie-
appearance: no
Would love to create a story world
As in, a world that a story (such as any tv drama) occurs in. I’d love to come up with all the character’s backgrounds and how they interlock with each other, and how they got to where they are. I think it’d be a fun thing to do.
How long until youtube catches up with porn video websites and has thumbnails that change as you hover over them?
sl0th:
you’re 14 stop saying you’re forever alone before I ram your keyboard down your throat
Ate five yogurts today
I feel absolutely mullered.
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Lion's 'resume apps where you left off' feature
It would probably work quite well, other than the fact that every other app cancels shut down, so you have to close every app before trying to shut down anyway, otherwise you have to press shut down 3/4 times. So annoying, that feature.
Brother just told me i spoilt his moment of reaching the highest level on wow, cause the phone went and i didn’t answer it so he had to. He seems to have overestimated the number of fucks i give.
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Totally had a dream about making out with Zayn...
When i'm done my latest app..
(which will be soon)
I’m thinking about making a new iphone app UI, a bit like what tapbots has done. It’d be similar to the existing one, but would be cooler and means the app wouldn’t look like every other generic iphone app. I like the idea if it anyway, i enjoy being creative like that.
Kind of want to start again on here
Wouldn’t want someone going back over all my old stuff and thinking ‘wuut?’. Is there a way i can:
1. Back up all of my posts.
2. Mass delete all of my posts, without losing my followers or people i follow?
It’s time for a refresh i think, so someone help me out please?
Note to self: Never close laptop lid if someones...
It just takes it off the laptop screen and puts it on the ext monitor a few seconds later, for all to see.
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the overused URL game!
190590:
daninahat:
illuminateme:
Take the FIRST LETTER OF YOUR FIRST NAME and the FIRST LETTER OF YOUR LAST NAME and see what you should have used as your blogs url!
A- cool B- teen C- online D- cunt E- faggot F- 666 G- mom H- blogger I- fuckyeah J- gay K- princess L- swag M- vagina N- queen O- king P- cock Q- desu R- mermaid S- 500daysof T- dick U- unicorn V- kawaii W- pizza X- 1-800- Y-...
June 2011
9 posts
Color Kick →
A great new color schemes app. Color Kick lets you create, edit and share schemes more efficiently than any other app.
So i said I would link tumblr to my iPhone app...
The update was released today, so here it is..
*le click on photo in google images. it redirects...
*clicks back button*
right, try again.. 1.. 2.. 3..
*clicks image*
GO GO GO!!
*CLICKS DIRECT LINK IN SIDEBAR TO IMAGE*
*image loads* SUCCESS!
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My dad is *SUCH* an actual moron
It’s unbelievable. Sometimes you would think he’s just having a laugh about how to work something or being stupid for a joke, but he’s genuinely not.
Oh, they slightly re-designed tumblr
Pity they missed the bit that needed re-designing though (the feed).
Mother is actually insane
Mum: Is that the shirt i ironed for you, just chucked on the floor?
Me: Yeah, but i did wear it.
Mum: So i've stood and ironed for you, and then you've just chucked it on the floor like that.
Me: After i wore it, i put it on the floor. I did spend a day wearing it though.
Mum: So it just gets chucked on the floor does it, after I've stood and ironed it?
Me: ... (mother is actually insane)
May 2011
38 posts
Just had the first huge bust up since getting back...
Absolutely cannot stand my family. I can move back down south early september at the earliest. It’s too long haha. They’re intolerable.
Version 1.1.8 of my app is ready.
That’s what i’m calling it. I’m releasing it at 1.2. I still haven’t shown people on here the 2 previous releases. But this one’s a good one, so when it comes out, i PROMISE i will this time.
My family seem to forget i've been living at uni...
Mum: I used those microwave beans you brought home, took them to work.
Me: Oh right, i was gonna have those.
Mum: Well i bought them for you anyway.
Me: When?
Mum: Back in september, i bought you a pack of 4. Unless you've used them and this is a different pack?
Yeah, i don't manage to get through 8 months still having food such as beans spare.
Big plans for New York?
boomwizard:
Girl, the only thing you did all episode was hit Rachel with a pillow.
This is just gonna be one of those days where...
Just got up and already had 3 separate things piss...
1. I was wanting to go into london to see Obama, people were laughing at me saying it was stupid and i’d never see him, just seen now that there’s all the royals going in and out of buckingham palace, along with him and michelle. REALLY wish i’d gone with what i thought and just gone to see it now.
2. We found out what films are being screened, based on a vote people did after...
Occasionally, i'll have a day where my bottom...
And it hurts all day. I’m not sure how it sometimes happens but most of the time doesn’t. Anybody else have this?
Flatmate is playing his music stupidly loud again
Has his door wide open, i’m down the corridor and can hear it (including the spotify ads) word for word.
It’s an alpha male thing. Trying to prove that he can get away with stuff he shouldn’t be doing that affects everyone. Trying to show he’s the dominant male. Another flatmate tried it, but the girls called security on him every time. Now this one is doing it to try and...
Me: Do you know what dad asked me earlier?
Mum: Oh, about the ipad?
Me: Yeah, he asked if it could make calls.
Mum: ... And can it not?
Sometimes i think i was raised by morons.
Oh, seems my flatmate has propped his door open...
Heaven forbid he should go 20 seconds without hearing his shit music.
Actually cant believe i'm having to explain to my...
"People are making Rapture jokes like there's no...
Maths question..
There are 6 lines of equal length.
How long will Kerry Katona be in the bathroom?
Tidying up and find gay mag
Note to self: Remove said item before parents come to help me move out next week.
Wound up my flatmate earlier..
She was trying to listen to She’s The One. I’m singing over it with ‘If there’s somebody, calling me John, they’d be wrong.’ xD
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