Me On The Internet, Take 2

Mother is actually insane

• Mum: Is that the shirt i ironed for you, just chucked on the floor?
• Me: Yeah, but i did wear it.
• Mum: So i've stood and ironed for you, and then you've just chucked it on the floor like that.
• Me: After i wore it, i put it on the floor. I did spend a day wearing it though.
• Mum: So it just gets chucked on the floor does it, after I've stood and ironed it?
• Me: ... (mother is actually insane)